10 Your private health insurance company is owned by rich friends of John Howard and your increased health would equate to extra profits for them.
9 Its hard to drink coffee, put on make-up, shave, or talk on a mobile phone when you're cycling.
8 You won't spend as much quality time sitting in your truly enjoyable and expensive automobile.
7 Your insurance agent is a great guy and you'd hate to stop paying car insurance premiums.
6 If too many people do it, petrol stations, mechanics and car yards will go out of business, adding to the unemployed.
5 The many options of what you can do with the money saved on petrol, rego, insurance, and maintenance, may lead to bad financial decisions.
4 The natural high and energy rush you'll feel daily will increase your performance at work, possibly leading to a promotion and better pay, further compounding reason number 5 and possibly alienating your workmates.
3 You'll lose weight and new clothes are expensive!
2 Your fitness level may cause you to outlive your friends and be lonely in your old age.
1 Its just too much trouble eating the extra food you need for energy.
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